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Scott eventually did get to a point where he could function pretty well (“pretty well) for him at that point meant he could make it a couple of days without sobbing about She Who Shall Not Be Named and that he could kinda take care of himself). Wallace, of course, was thrilled, not only because Scott was happier, but also because he could bring home guys and not have to worry about Scott’s sobs disturbing them enough that they left. It’s been over,” Scott said with such conviction Wallace could’ve almost believed him if he was drunker and stupider. Scott looked up from his quest to stuff burrito into his face and swallowed the huge mouthful of burrito before attempting to talk. Which was good, because Wallace would’ve strangled Scott if he even considered talking through that much burrito. Wallace made himself a strong drink and made Scott a less-strong one. He handed the less-strong one to Scott before drinking his own. Wallace saw the way Scott looked at her, and he knew she didn’t deserve half the love Scott gave her, but he just kept giving it and she kept taking it. He was blind.

It was hard for Scott to get through the aftermath of his breakup with Envy, and- after he burst into tears the second Other Scott inquired about what had happened to her- Wallace had to ban her name altogether. It’s not like you have anywhere to go tomorrow.” Wallace rested his forearms on the counter. “Now you know about my little crush. What now?” You want me that badly? I knew I was irresistible, but I didn’t know I was that irresistible.” Wallace helped Scott off the ground and wrapped an arm around his shoulder to steady him. Hals's sketch-free, alla prima method was also the subject of a letter Van Gogh wrote to his brother Theo in October 1885 where he enthuses about Hals's technique of "putting things down in one go". Van Gogh applied the approach to his own canvases, writing a month later: "Nowadays − I like nothing better than working with a brush − drawing with it too − instead of making a design in charcoal."

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It took all Wallace’s self-control not to pin Scott to the mattress and run his hands through Scott’s sleep-tousled hair. “Scott.” Wallace could tell it was a bad day from the moment he woke up. Scott clung to Wallace’s shirt and sobbed into it in his sleep. Wallace had to shake him awake. Wallace saw Scott’s face, basically read his mind (homosexual perk), and ran a hand through Scott’s hair comfortingly. “We didn’t have sex with you,” he said. Sex and alcohol.” Wallace let his lips brush against Scott’s cheek while he talked, breath warm against Scott’s face and probably smelling vaguely of alcohol. Sometimes one (Wallace) would wake up before the other (Scott) and wake him up with a blowjob or some kisses, or Scott would even attempt to cook some bacon that he miraculously wouldn’t burn to a crisp, or (sadly enough) Wallace would have to go to work before Scott would have the chance to wake up.

Scott didn’t talk too much for the rest of the night until he shut the door to their apartment. “You have a thing for me.” When Wallace was at work, Scott would watch tv (sometimes cuddling Wallace’s pillow, but Wallace wasn’t supposed to know about that) and when Wallace got home, they’d make out a little and Scott would cook for them (“like a housewife!” Wallace would coo, making Scott go red and mumble that he wasn’t a housewife). Scott tapped his fingers against his leg. “I don’t know. I’ve been noticing guys lately, and- they’re hot.” Scott bit on his bottom lip and struggled to keep up with his bass- and alcohol-riddled brain. “Not tonight.” When your porcelain veneers are ready, you’ll return to our dental office so we can place them. During this appointment, your dentist will gently remove a minuscule amount of enamel from your teeth to make room for the veneers. Then, your veneers will be bonded to your teeth with a dental resin that hardens with the use of a special light.Scott stared at the ceiling with more intensity than was necessary. “How can you be with someone if you aren’t in- with them?” You’re not being subtle with your gaping,” Wallace said. He thrust a plate of bacon into Scott’s hands and dragged his finger along one of Scott’s. In general, commissioned portraits such as this rarely showed adults smiling until the late 18th century, though smiling is often seen in tronies and figures in genre painting. But Hals is an exception to the general rule and often showed sitters with broader smiles than here, and in informal poses that bring an impression of movement and spontaneity to his work. Scott groaned into Wallace’s ear. Wallace bit hard on his lip before managing to pry Scott off him and get dressed for work. Wallace sat next to him and pulled him close. Scott curled up against Wallace’s chest and sobbed hard into his polo. Wallace’s soapy hands soaked through Scott’s thin t-shirt.

Dinner was nice, and they left with an equally nice goodbye and the promise of returning sometime soon. Scott stared at his stupid lesbian poster with an intensity Wallace had hardly seen You laid in the middle of the snowy road groaning your ex-girlfriend’s name. I think I should comfort you.” I gotta go.” Scott hung up just as Stacey started to protest against him doing just that and slammed the phone onto the receiver. “What are you doing?!”I had teeth whitening with Neil and I was very impressed by how thorough and patient he was. Nobody likes to go to the dentist but he made me feel very much at ease." It’s a sexuality crisis. I can see it on your face.” Wallace gave him a bright, lopsided smile. “It’s adorable.” Scott’s face contorted into a look of pure horror and sadness that punched Wallace’s heart in the face. “She- what?” Wallace, for once was at a loss for words. “It’s not that I don’t love him. I do. We’re more friends with benefits or less-serious boyfriends. We weren’t going to get married. I didn’t see a future with him.” Wallace froze.

I have The Land Before Time on DVD somewhere…” Scott laid his bass on the bed and shuffled around the room until he found the case. Scott processed that for a moment before taking off his parka. “This is only so you can see me naked.”Before practice began, Scott pulled Stephen to the side. Wallace just so happened to be eavesdropping on their conversation. Scott started spending most of his days lying on his side on their bed and sobbing his eyes out over Envy. However, this fervour for Frans Hals, who died in relative poverty, has been mostly posthumous. The Laughing Cavalier's popularity is widely attributed to the praise lavished on it in 1868 by renowned critic Théophile Thoré-Bürger, but a dramatic bidding war for The Laughing Cavalier two years earlier saw it fetch more than six times the estimate, placing it the hands of the 4th Marquess of Hertford, one of the founders of the Wallace Collection, where it has resided ever since. When Scott turned to Wallace, all he got was a laugh and an arm around his shoulders. He leaned into the touch.